call me bee

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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capsgrantrogers

Chris Evans | Gucci Guilty Black | Commercial

IWhere do you apply fragrance?

CE: I’m a two-sprays-and-walk-through-it kind of guy, because when you get too much on your own skin you run the risk of over-applying and you got a whole nightmare on your hands. — Glamour, January 29, 2016

alexakeyloveloki

Slaps this in front of @caffiend-queen .

I can’t with this guy. *sits down sobbing*

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homunculus-argument

Some people are baffled by the concept that there really are people who actually like children but don't want any of their own. "Childfree" doesn't automatically mean someone who simply hates children. The thing is, I do like kids, and I will absolutely not compromise on my stance that each and every child deserves to grow up in a safe, stable and supportive environment. I also know that I get aggressive if I'm constantly sleep-deprived or overstimulated. People generally don't regard me as someone capable of violence, but if I can't get 15 minutes of silence each day and at least 5 hours of sleep every night, I will start throwing things. And I know kids won't let you have that. Ever.

Kids deserve to grow up feeling safe and cherished, unafraid to express themselves and without worry that they're unwelcome or unwanted. And that's why they should be doing that somewhere else than in my fucking house.

literally me i dont want kids of my own but all of my siblings and closest friends do and you bet im excited to be their aunt one day but i do not have the patience to have my own
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autisticexpression

This Ao3 anti discourse actually gets really funny when you realize that they are clearly the ones going out of their way to read fucked up shit in the first place. Like one does not accidentally stumble on an original work from an orphaned account clearly tagged for underage noncon incest slavery. It just does not happen. It's like the Salem witch trials at this point. You may well have seen Temperance at the devil's sabbath but what the fuck were you doing there?

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thatdykepunkslut

It's not "everyone" acting like it's normal. The majority of people know something's wrong they just don't have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don't know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they're still aware there's a problem. "Everyone" is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

anarchistmemecollective

cartoon of a gopher pointing at a diagram of a spaceship of billionaires flying into the sun saying "Remember capitalism is working perfectly. You're supposed to be exhausted and frightened that you will lose your job and die old and homeless, it makes it easier to treat you like garbage and pay you less. If you're worrying about the rent you're not worrying about firing all the billionaires into the sun where they belong.". below is a panel with a gopher saying "Regardless of how today turned out f you the best that you could, and you can't so do any more than that. Also I love you."ALT
artemisiatridentata

two panel meme of the Simpsons bus driver. the first image is him saying "don't make me tap the sign." the second image is his hand pointing to a sign that reads "let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair."ALT

guess I gotta pull out this bad boy again huh